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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating vague creative dreams into tickets is a temporary human privilege.
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You shuffle project timelines between designers and coders. You hope the server doesn't crash during the client launch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about how long a feature takes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your SOWs based on past project data.
Month 4
Algorithms override human guesswork for sprint planning and velocity.
Month 8
A bot manages all supplier contracts and deadline reminders automatically.
Month 12
Visual AI reviews creative assets against specs without your eyes.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system fully manages the workflow from kickoff to delivery.
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