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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou facilitate meetings to decide which features users will inevitably ignore anyway.
Professional cat-herder of stakeholders and Jira tickets.
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Automated roadmap refinement for the disconnected.
no no noyou▸ BACKLOGBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
prioritizes the backlog using pure spite
You manage backlogs and prioritize features for mobile apps and web portals at a giant telecom firm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about the budget in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-tagging your tickets based on sentiment analysis.
Month 4
The system generates your quarterly strategy slides for free.
Month 8
A script now manages all priority levels without human input.
Month 13
AI agents start attending meetings to agree with each other.
Month 18 · D-Day
The product dashboard runs itself and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Average backlog size
12
Meaningless standups per week
94 percent
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