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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track tickets while the hardware ships itself out the door.
Master of the infinite backlog and the agile prayer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomously mapping circuits to customer requirements.
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automates product requirements from customer demand data
You shuffle Jira tickets for power supplies and pretend your roadmap meetings actually move the needle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the lead time for transformers is six months long.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts auto-writing your user stories and technical requirements.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically archive every unresolved bug you ignored.
Month 6
Systems adjust your production schedule based on live supply data.
Month 10
Chatbots now provide status updates directly to the engineering team.
Month 14 · D-Day
The product unit finally runs its own roadmap without your guidance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
Roadmap changes per week
900+
Ticket backlog depth
85%
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
One free power strip and a legacy Jira login.
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