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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your precious project management into a series of automated API pings.
Professional cat-herder of developers and Jira boards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board that updates itself.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reassigns all stale tickets to nobody
You track tickets, babysit Jira boards, and ping developers to move tasks through the pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social ritual of pretending a deadline is negotiable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify bottlenecks and auto-assign tasks to clear the board.
Month 4
Real-time dashboards replace your weekly updates for leadership teams.
Month 8
An agent replaces you in Slack to poke developers automatically.
Month 13
Software identifies dead tasks and deletes them without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The board runs entirely on its own logic without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.02ms
Ticket response latency
100 percent
Jira sanity impact
Poor
Human ping efficiency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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