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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist to chase engineers who ignore your Jira tickets anyway.
Professional cat herder of distracted design teams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your pointless status updates forever.
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sends passive-aggressive meeting reminders automatically
You track budgets and herd creative teams through endless status update meetings. We have better spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the project is actually cursed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software extracts updates from commit logs instead of you.
Month 4
Algorithms flag over-budget tasks before you can even notice.
Month 7
Autonomous agents reassign tickets based on actual dev throughput.
Month 9
Predictive modeling assigns the best developer to every task.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system manages itself fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
2 minutes
Average Slack ping frequency
85%
Percentage of time in syncs
Suboptimal
Jira ticket velocity
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