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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou herd cats, but the cats are now just text files.
Quarterly planner, Jira whisperer, and meeting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated roadmap alignment for the mindless.
toast.youAI▸ TRAINWRECK V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates quarterly roadmaps from pure math
You shuffle Jira tickets and lead quarterly planning meetings. You ensure the release train doesn't derail during deployments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their velocity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System monitors Jira and pings devs before you do.
Month 4
AI agent cleans up your backlog and sorts tickets automatically.
Month 8
The planning meeting is replaced by a live dependency graph.
Month 12
Software handles all deployment check-ins without a human lead.
Month 16 · D-Day
The release train runs perfectly without a manager in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100%
Quarterly meetings eliminated
instant
Ticket movement speed
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Human emotional baggage
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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