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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell pixels for a sport played by people who run.
Professional slider-deck creator and digital football cheerleader.
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Automated engagement for the world's game.
brr.you▸ PITCHPERFECT AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad spend during live matches
You coordinate digital campaigns for football leagues and track audience metrics across various Asian digital platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client hates your campaign idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your analytics tools to generate the weekly report.
Month 4
Models select the best video clips automatically from match archives.
Month 8
An agent calculates the optimal ad budget for regional audiences.
Month 13
Project management tools assign tasks directly to your staff.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client platform talks directly to the AI, skipping your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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average campaign slide count
9000
emails sent about alignment
0.04 percent
perceived value add
Your severance
One signed jersey and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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