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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour custom FFT algorithms are just waiting to be auto-optimised.
Still fighting for single-cycle latency in a messy world.
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Real-time spectral analysis without the human latency.
toast.youAI▸ DSP-OMNI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates bit-accurate vhdl overnight
Design high-performance algorithms for signal filtering and compression. Tune architectures to meet strict latency and power constraints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the hardware team ignored your signal integrity advice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models start autogenerating your boilerplate signal flow code.
Week 12
Vision agents monitor and fix your timing violations automatically.
Month 6
Self-optimising neural engines replace your manual filter coefficients.
Month 10
The machine selects the ideal hardware topology per application.
Month 14 · D-Day
The compiler now writes the entire signal chain itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4:1
Coffee-to-debug ratio
142
Unread Jira tickets
12k+
Hours staring at oscilloscope
Your severance
A decommissioned FPGA dev board and a handshake.
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