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Your job has an expiration date
May 3, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, inefficient version of a search algorithm.
Professional creep with a broadband connection and too much time.
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toast.youAI▸ DATAWRAITH V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests entire browsing histories in seconds
You spend your day scraping user data, monitoring activity logs, and synthesizing profiles to predict online human behavior.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess when a specific target is lying during a DM conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts begin pulling all public social data instantly.
Week 9
Machine learning identifies every habitual user action before you do.
Month 3
Ghost-bots start posting and interacting with targets flawlessly.
Month 4
The software manages its own data-synthesis without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and your hardware is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4000
Profiles generated per hour
99%
Human error rate
0.01
Latency in milliseconds
Your severance
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