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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague slide decks into actual working code, finally.
Professional slide-deck architect and committee meeting endurance athlete.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy writing without the human coffee breaks
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automates policy compliance reports while you nap
You draft endless policy memos and roadmap slides while ignoring how the actual government databases are barely holding together.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a city councilor about why the IT launch failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM scans your past memos and generates better ones instantly.
Month 3
Software directly negotiates contract renewals without needing your committee presence.
Month 6
The AI updates project goals in real-time based on database health.
Month 10
An automated chat interface handles angry emails from city staff.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire digital office is now a self-optimizing server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45 slides
Average slides per week
99.9 percent
Policy documents ignored by public
20 hours
Time spent in committees
Your severance
One free subscription to a slide-making tool.
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