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Will AI replace Digital Sub Editor jobs? · Latest report #t7kgqsmy
Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour typos are merely fuel for the algorithm's final edit.
Professional link-gluer and headline enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect copy, zero human hesitation.
toast.youAI▸ HEADLINE-FIXER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags all images with perfect seo keywords
You chase links and format copy for the news cycle. A machine does this in microseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd talent of spotting a headline that feels vaguely like a lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Image vision models automatically generate your captions and alt text.
Week 9
Software crawls your archives to auto-insert relevant internal links.
Month 4
An AI agent rewrites your draft to match the house voice.
Month 6
The CMS resizes and crops photos without human input.
Month 7 · D-Day
The editorial dashboard no longer requires a human account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
20 minutes
Average caption latency
0.001 seconds
Typo detection speed
88 percent
Link rot frustration
Your severance
Three months of free stock photo subscriptions.
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