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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend your nights fixing bugs that our code won't even generate.
Human router of tickets, keeper of the hypercare fire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving incidents faster than your morning coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRIAGENET V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ticket routing and resolution workflows
You triage incoming tickets and coordinate engineers to fix system issues. You are effectively a human notification router.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a legacy system broke at 3 a.m. to confused stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start classifying your incoming support tickets automatically.
Month 4
Scripts handle common fixes without waking your engineering team.
Month 8
Virtual agents manage deployments while you watch from the sidelines.
Month 12
System analytics handle all resource allocation instead of your team.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final dashboard shuts down your access credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
Engineer hand-holding sessions
None
Hypercare incident fatigue
Your severance
One free subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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