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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling digital transformation is just a fancy way to say nothing.
Expert at using 'paradigm' to hide a lack of output.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Making empty promises at scale.
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generates generic buzzword-filled strategy reports instantly
You produce slide decks about abstract efficiency for bored executives. Then you email them to people who ignore them.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which executive needs their ego stroked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An AI agent scrapes your past decks to mimic your tone.
Month 8
A bot logs every keystroke you make during zoom calls.
Month 14
Software generates the slides that you currently bill for.
Month 19
Clients choose the bot because it does not take vacations.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API takes the client.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
84
slides per week
0 percent
meaningful impact
40
hours spent on zoom
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF generation tool.
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