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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day managing change, but not your own exit.
Expert at turning simple concepts into complex slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the board room one slide at a time.
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automates consensus by ignoring every single email
You draft high-level procurement roadmaps and sit in endless status update meetings with stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying to the board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scrape your data and write the reports alone.
Month 4
Algorithms evaluate procurement bids faster than your entire human team.
Month 8
A virtual assistant blocks all meetings that have no clear output.
Month 13
Market trends define the strategy, leaving no role for your intuition.
Month 19 · D-Day
The bank realizes the strategy was just noise and removes the role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
142
Average slides produced monthly
85%
Time spent in useless meetings
4
Decisions actually made by you
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive coffee.
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