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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the change that eventually manages your own exit interview.
Professional architect of corporate confusion and slide-deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated organizational restructuring without the feelings.
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pushes auto-updates during the company holiday party
You force new software on unwilling coworkers through endless training sessions and vague technical implementation projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to revolt before the software crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart dashboards scrape project data to write your progress reports.
Month 4
Digital guides replace you in every onboarding video session.
Month 9
Systems adjust their own settings to fix user workflow errors.
Month 14
Predictive software identifies which departments need which new tools.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 per day
Change resistance incidents
12,000
Slides shown per year
87%
Implementation failure rate
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to a project management tool.
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