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December 23, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary bridges that the algorithm builds for free now.
Senior deck-builder (expert in hiding failed migrations behind graphs)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides that say exactly what bosses want.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite buzzword-compliant slide decks
You draft slide decks to justify tech spending. You explain why the software migration is failing again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually terrified.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI templates replace your PowerPoint efforts with better charts.
Month 4
Bots track internal complaints so you do not have to.
Month 8
Software automatically audits and cuts all your bloated tech contracts.
Month 12
The AI generates the strategy based on last year's failures.
Month 14 · D-Day
The boardroom prefers the bot's directness over your long speeches.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
450
Slides produced per quarter
Zero
Projects actually finished
12
Vague buzzwords per minute
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank PowerPoint template.
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