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September 29, 2027
In 11 monthsYou exist solely to justify the meetings that keep you employed.
Professional PowerPoint architect and municipal budget gatekeeper.
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bzzt.youAI▸ GOVCORE AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies budget conflicts with extreme prejudice
You track budget drifts across municipal projects and coordinate data security policies between local government bodies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex political theatre required to blame the previous administration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your existing spreadsheet links and budget report patterns.
Week 9
Large language models generate your whitepapers faster and more predictably.
Month 5
Automated dashboarding replaces your need to present status updates.
Month 8
Logic gates handle your coordination between government entities automatically.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4500
Spreadsheet rows per hour
100%
Useless meetings eliminated
Nanoseconds
Budget variance detection
Your severance
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