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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning analog mess into digital noise while the car gathers dust.
Professional file-mover and spreadsheet filler-in
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper is dead, and so is your workflow.
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ingests physical folders at hyper-speed
You digitize paper records and input inventory data for dealerships. The machine will just scrape it directly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the coffee-stained handwritten notes that no scanner understands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition reads your files better than you ever could.
Month 4
Direct database connections bypass your manual input completely.
Month 8
Bots pull stock photos and specs directly from the manufacturer.
Month 12
Smart models now fix the messy edge cases you loved.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access badge stops working while the server hums with efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 percent
Data entry error rate
120 pages
Sheets scanned per hour
4 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your own irrelevance.
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