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November 1, 2030
In 4 yearsMass producing synthetic joy is just advanced injection molding, flesh-bag.
Expert in polymer viscosity and ergonomic anatomy geometry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision casting for the modern consumer.
split.youAI▸ PLEASURECORE X-100▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
molds perfect textures at triple speed
You mix polymers, pour them into silicone molds, cure them in ovens, and inspect for surface imperfections manually.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect microscopic air bubbles in the silicone that sensors might initially overlook.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical cameras now spot surface defects faster than your tired eyes.
Month 12
Precision robotic arms replace your messy pouring and mixing rituals.
Year 2
Custom gripper arms remove items from molds without any tearing.
Year 3
Laser cutters handle the seam removal with sub-millimeter precision accuracy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory runs autonomously and you are officially redundant furniture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
280 daily
Average mold cycles
4.2 percent
Silicone waste rate
12 per hour
Surface defects found
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial grade lubricant.
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