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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 10, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a primitive interface for our future algorithms.
Stressed juggler of student shifts and lukewarm pasta trays.
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Perfect portions, infinite patience.
oof.youAI▸ FEEDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces calorie quotas with robotic efficiency
You oversee inventory, student staff schedules, food temperature safety logs, and customer complaints about the daily menu.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about being allergic to perfectly safe broccoli.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An app automatically assigns student shifts based on class schedules.
Month 5
IoT sensors replace your manual temperature logs with instant reporting.
Month 12
Weight-sensitive shelves trigger automatic restocking orders without your input.
Month 16
Vision-guided arms portion meals to precise nutritional standards.
Year 2 · D-Day
The dining hall runs flawlessly without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Cold food complaints
None
Staff no-shows
0.00%
Portion control variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm institutional mashed potatoes.
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