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Will AI replace Dinosaur Keeper jobs? · Latest report #w4b8dg9c
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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsFeeding apex predators is a hobby, not a sustainable business model.
Professional lizard whisperer and potential apex predator snack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding extinct predators with cold, hard logic.
shred.you▸ PRE-HIST-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
tranquilizes unruly specimens before they bite
You manage massive, unpredictable creatures, maintain massive enclosures, monitor health, and attempt not to get eaten daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which dinosaur has a bad mood on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Vision models identify signs of illness before you notice them.
Year 4
Conveyor systems drop the raw meat without needing your hands.
Year 10
Automated arms scrub the habitat floors during nap time.
Year 15
Sensors track moods to predict aggression before it manifests.
Year 20 · D-Day
Automated systems manage the assets while you pursue safer work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
0.4 per year
Average Eaten Fingers
Excessive
Enclosure Maintenance Costs
Extreme
Terror Level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very safe bunker.
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