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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your final cocktail hour before the algorithm takes the desk.
Expert in vague wording and very expensive hors d'oeuvres.
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Neutrality defined by pure cold data.
ow.you▸ STATECRAFT-OS V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates geopolitical leverage in real time
You draft cables, host receptions, and navigate complex visa and trade disputes for national interests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room’s unspoken tension behind a forced smile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Natural language models begin drafting all official diplomatic cables automatically.
Month 6
Sensors in rooms track social dynamics to suggest the optimal seating.
Month 17
Virtual kiosks replace consular staff for all standard document processing.
Year 2.5
The AI assumes the primary seat in all trade negotiation meetings.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The embassy server handles all international relations without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
8760 annually
Average diplomatic immunity hours
4.2 glasses
Cocktails consumed per resolution
12.4 cm
Red tape thickness (cm)
Your severance
A gold-plated fountain pen and a one-way flight.
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