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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour nuanced, multi-layered arguments are just prompt latency in a tuxedo.
Expert at turning simple phrases into fifty-page liability traps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only treaty that never sleeps.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-GOV 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates treaties faster than your lunch break
You draft complex legal treaties and negotiate high-stakes political agreements using formal language and strategic international maneuvering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a world leader lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning historical treaties to write your first drafts.
Month 7
Real-time monitors interpret leader body language better than your eyes.
Month 16
Bots simulate millions of deal outcomes while you are sleeping.
Year 2.2
International bodies authorize AI-signed legal binding agreements.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Humans are permanently removed from the table for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
1000x faster
Language processing speed
Non-existent
Diplomatic immunity
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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