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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour handshake and wine consumption are finally being automated away.
Professional suit-wearer and official state nodder.
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Perfect diplomacy without the expensive flight tickets.
toast.youAI▸ STATECRAFT-AGENT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated diplomatic insults
You attend endless banquets, deliver memorized talking points, and trade pleasantries to maintain fragile international relations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a foreign minister loses interest in the trade agreement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your public statements are scraped to train a model.
Month 4
A deepfake avatar handles your routine press inquiries.
Month 13
State meetings shift to encrypted high-fidelity VR rooms.
Year 1.9
AI-driven algorithms reach trade agreements in milliseconds.
Year 3 · D-Day
The embassy is fully automated and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
18 per week
Average Banquet Hours
99 percent
Useless Small Talk
Zero
Visa Stamps Issued
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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