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Will AI replace Diplomatic Desk Officer jobs? · Latest report #s3rbqhrp
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour carefully drafted cables are just data points for our algorithm.
Expert at writing memos that everyone ignores
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Diplomacy without the awkward human lunch
oof.you▸ STATECRAFT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters international tension into binary outcomes
You track regional politics and write briefing notes for senior officials. Your life is endless cables and memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hesitation in a foreign minister's voice during a tense phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our sensors start reading every internal cable you write.
Month 4
The AI writes your drafts and you just hit approve.
Month 10
Automated scripts handle the boring parts of international communications.
Month 15
Your bosses prefer the machine's colder, faster analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000
Cables processed per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
99.9%
Strategic nuance undetected
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country
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