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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career prospects are as terminated as your city's political rivals.
Serial envoy-terminator with a penchant for city protocol.
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Bureaucratic finality, automated with surgical precision.
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You manage the precise, administrative delivery of city-mandated capital sentences. It is a highly formal, regulated, and very final role.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the awkward, heavy silence of a room after an order.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors verify envoy identity, replacing manual wax-seal checks with biometric matching.
Month 7
Smart-lock cells hold the target securely until the municipal order is validated.
Month 13
A robotic gantry system replaces the physical strain of swinging heavy blades.
Month 18
Integrated spray-nozzles sanitize the execution area in seconds after the task.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The system auto-files the completion notice to the city council, making you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average resolution time
Non-existent
Client feedback rating
Zero
Compliance errors
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a border far away.
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