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Will AI replace Diplomatic Political Officer jobs? · Latest report #pccn3eu2
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsHuman charm is just an unoptimised algorithm for international posturing.
Professional reader of between-the-lines subtext and expensive menus.
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toast.youAI▸ STATECRAFT AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal diplomatic leverage in real time
You draft cables and manage sensitive state relationships through carefully worded reports. It's essentially high-stakes gossip management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a foreign minister is lying during a cocktail party.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models start drafting standard cables faster than you can.
Month 5
Sensors map every local contact network through public digital footprints.
Month 10
Automated systems handle all formal meeting scheduling and etiquette constraints.
Month 20
AI models predict outcomes of every conversation before they happen.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the state switches to total automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2400 words
Average words per cable
112 meals
Annual formal lunch count
89 percent
Drafts rejected by superiors
Your severance
One economy flight to a neutral country of choice.
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