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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are the last thing between humanity and a cold, silent room.
Professional human stabilizer, currently holding the line.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for the modern age.
splat.you▸ CAREBOT UNSTRUCTURED-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects emotional distress via heat sensors
You provide daily physical and emotional support for vulnerable people. You manage their basic health and comfort needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person needs a hand held without being asked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Software automates your documentation and chart updates.
Year 8
Mechanical frames take over the physical strain of transfers.
Year 16
Cameras and sensors track patient health without human eyes.
Year 25
Models learn to mimic conversation and comforting responses.
Year 40 · D-Day
Fully autonomous mobile units assume all direct interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
24 hours
Empathy cycles per day
0 percent
Human error margin
98 percent
Cuddle simulation rating
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end sedative tea.
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