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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour vision is just a prompt that lacks enough compute.
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simulates consensus across all departments instantly
Strategizes long-term goals and manages high-level company resources. Directs team output to meet abstract quarterly financial targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest market data to replace your intuition-based strategy.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate budgets based on pure efficiency metrics.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all reporting and performance reviews.
Year 2.1
Vision is generated by merging board inputs automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine’s cold, hard, bias-free logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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