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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour professional networking is just a spreadsheet with more expensive lunch tabs.
High-level relationship builder with a penchant for quarterly reviews
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing procurement without the small talk
oof.youAI▸ VENDORLOGIC NEURAL-NODE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates contract renewals during your sleep
You juggle partner performance and procurement contracts. An algorithm does the math better and never needs an espresso.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a partner is lying by the slight tremor in their voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire partner history into a clean database.
Month 6
Vendors submit bids directly to a portal with pre-defined requirements.
Month 13
Sensors and software track partner performance in real-time without you.
Year 1.9
The bot calculates optimal margins and forces contract signatures digitally.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal displays a thank-you note.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99% reduction
Negotiation friction
Zero
Meaningless lunches
Instant
RFP processing speed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a local steakhouse loyalty program
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