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Will AI replace Director of AI jobs? · Latest report #hy2cshej
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt wrapper for your own replacement.
Visionary Strategist (mostly hallucinating growth metrics)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the expensive executive search.
oof.youAI▸ EXECAGENT-ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own quarterly budget review
You oversee model training and procurement. Your actual job is justifying LLM costs to bored board members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders with a straight face while things break.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
Your manual KPI reporting moves to a real-time monitor.
Week 6
An agent calculates infrastructure spend better than your spreadsheet.
Week 11
Model selection and API purchasing happen without human input.
Month 4
Strategy documents are now generated by analyzing your previous lies.
Month 6 · D-Day
A single script fires you and optimizes the compute budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99 percent
AI Budget Burn
12 hours daily
Prompt Engineering Sessions
400 yearly
Visionary Slide Decks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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