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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spent years building data pipelines just to feed your successor.
Master of SQL dialects and expensive cloud compute bills.
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autogenerates SQL schemas before coffee break
You manage the architecture of data warehouses and design complex ELT processes for business intelligence reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the revenue numbers were wrong last week.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents index all tables and infer existing business logic schemas.
Month 4
Deployment of logic that monitors and repairs failed ingestion jobs.
Month 10
Natural language query interfaces replace the need for static reports.
Month 15
Autonomous agents throttle cloud compute to match real-time query demands.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs the director out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
99.9%
Pipeline uptime percentage
0.02ms
Average query latency
14%
Human decision error rate
Your severance
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