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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou hire AI to build AI to eventually fire yourself.
Director who turned 'Data Science' into 'Corporate PowerPoint'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers charts that never sleep.
nom.you▸ ORACLE-STRATEGY 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly board slide decks
You oversee vendor integrations and struggle to explain complex models to disinterested board members during quarterly strategy reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse vendor security docs faster than your entire team.
Month 4
Automated reporting tools generate your board slides directly from live data.
Month 8
An LLM analyzes market trends to dictate internal product roadmaps.
Month 12
Your department budget is reallocated to high-compute cloud infrastructure.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI replaces your role by self-managing its own development roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4,000+
AI Strategy Meetings Led
98%
Vendor Pitch Deck Rejections
Negligible
Meaningful Business Impact
Your severance
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