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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou manage the gap between impossible theory and profitable feature deployment.
Professional visionary, professional meeting-survivor, professional roadmap-polisher.
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Directs innovation with zero meeting overhead
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reallocates team budget in milliseconds
You translate business needs into technical roadmaps and oversee the research teams turning math into product features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the investors decide to kill a pet project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers metrics and writes your status decks automatically.
Month 5
Predictive models create your roadmaps based on market trends.
Month 10
Smart agents monitor code output and suggest research pivots.
Month 15
Finance algorithms instantly approve or deny project resources.
Month 21 · D-Day
The AI board replaces your human-led scientific direction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
PPT decks produced
12
Roadmap pivots per quarter
3 weeks
Budget approval latency
Your severance
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