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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the architect of your own obsolescence, how ironic.
Professional architect of the corporate void, currently digging own hole.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency metrics without the executive overhead.
toast.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the termination of your entire department
You draft high-level strategies for process improvements while managing teams that you are actively trying to fire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding solemnly during quarterly budget review meetings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your meeting habits are ingested to build a logic model.
Week 9
The AI starts writing your quarterly strategy presentations automatically.
Month 3
Algorithm starts approving software budgets based on ROI data.
Month 4
Your team talks to a chatbot instead of your schedule.
Month 5
Your performance reviews are written and filed by a script.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your credentials expire while the AI sends your resignation email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12,000 yearly
Pivot tables generated
85 percent
Time spent in Zoom
Zero
Self-awareness score
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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