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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your gut-feeling heuristics into cold, unyielding arithmetic models.
Turning raw athleticism into cold, hard spreadsheets
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying intuition until it hits home
stretchy.youAI▸ SABERMETRIC-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire roster for league minimums
Directing the integration of player performance data and scouting metrics into front-office decision-making. You turn messy field observations into proprietary winning probability spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret the unquantifiable panic in a manager's eyes during the seventh inning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our agents will ingest your entire historical database to identify patterns you missed.
Month 5
A vision model processes game film to replace human scouting subjective grades.
Month 10
The AI begins auto-drafting your trade proposals and contract negotiation parameters.
Month 15
Coaches receive real-time probabilistic lineup suggestions directly from the backend server.
Month 19 · D-Day
The front office transitions to an entirely automated, emotionless roster management interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.0001%
WAR correlation error
100%
Scout intuition bias
99.9%
Trade win probability
Your severance
a lifetime supply of stadium hot dogs
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