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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou manage spreadsheets pretending to be people until the software realizes.
Professional cat-herder of stakeholders and undergrads.
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Automated empathy for the masses.
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sends personalized emails before users ask
You oversee customer satisfaction metrics and guide academic progress reports via email, meetings, and bureaucratic oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of voice that implies a student is lying.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software flags all tickets and writes drafts for you.
Month 5
Sensors monitor your meeting efficiency and offer real-time corrections.
Month 10
Automated logic models take over academic credit evaluations completely.
Month 15
You become a human interface for a fully automated system.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles all communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.4 seconds
Average resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation
High
Human error rate
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