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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a LinkedIn connection request is officially over.
Professional gatekeeper of the corporate sales funnel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cold-outreach at industrial scale.
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sends cold emails while you sleep
You chase leads, manage sales funnels, and convince strangers to buy things they do not need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the potential client is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins auditing your email logs to find patterns.
Month 4
The machine takes over the cold-outreach flow and scheduling.
Month 8
Vision models create bespoke slide decks for every unique lead.
Month 13
Chatbots begin handling initial discovery calls and qualification.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
10000+
Cold emails sent per minute
0.02%
Human charm factor
44% increase
Pipeline conversion rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee beans.
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