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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning municipal red tape into a 404 error, one meeting at a time.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-agenda architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy, but without the annoying human empathy.
brr.you▸ CIVICAUTOMATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all civic feedback into the trash
You manage stakeholders through endless email chains while pretending government processes are moving forward. Your job is mostly glorified calendar Tetris.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding during a clearly doomed city council presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM begins sorting your inbox to identify which community partners you can safely ignore.
Month 5
Vision models track meeting sentiment to automate the production of your weekly policy summaries.
Month 10
A script takes over your procurement tasks, cutting your interaction with vendors to zero.
Month 15
Virtual avatars begin delivering your updates to council members, optimizing for buzzword density.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes your entire department is just a rounding error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Emails per hour
18 mins
Coffee-break duration
0.1%
Projects actually finished
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the city's bus route app.
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