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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a glorified email forwarder with a fancy LinkedIn title.
Professional email forwarder and meeting scheduler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy at scale.
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sends soothing emails at 3 a.m
You manage client relationships, audit software setups, and oversee implementation projects for marketing and sales software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their automation sequence failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your manual health score tracking with real-time data.
Month 4
A script generates status emails before you even open Outlook.
Month 8
AI agents automatically fix your broken field mappings and triggers.
Month 13
Generative models produce your quarterly reviews with zero human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of every client relationship.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Emails auto-replied
Zero
Client churn rate
4000+
Meetings avoided
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's software.
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