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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your grand vision into a slightly cheaper automated press release.
Professional architect of vague, aspirational corporate mission statements.
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Perfect PR for every policy shift.
glub.youAI▸ NARRATIVE ENGINE X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases that no one reads
You draft mission statements and manage media relations to shape the public image of global poverty programs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which stakeholders will be offended by a draft before it sends.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models start writing your newsletters using your past tone.
Month 5
Software replaces human editors for basic factual alignment checks.
Month 11
Algorithms handle all media contact lists and relationship outreach.
Month 15
Large language models draft all executive communications instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your role is fully handled by the automated narrative engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
98 percent
Average buzzword density
240
Emails per day
6 hours
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium grammar checker.
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