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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just turning people's anger into slide decks.
Expert in turning customer rage into quarterly dashboard slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning human rage into data points.
glub.youAI▸ SENTIMENTANALYZER PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises support queues to zero human involvement
You manage support ticket metrics and team performance to keep customer satisfaction scores high while cutting labor costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO with a straight face during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts building your weekly slide decks automatically.
Month 4
Team performance feedback is generated by sentiment analysis software.
Month 8
Algorithms dictate staffing levels without your manual input.
Month 12
Bots automatically handle escalated complaints using pre-approved scripts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Slides per meeting
14 mins
Ticket response lag
99 percent
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm office coffee.
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