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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hire data scientists to build models that eventually replace you.
Master of SQL queries and expensive cloud compute bills.
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Automated insight generation without the board meetings.
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automates pipeline maintenance during your weekend brunch
You oversee pipelines, manage data quality, and argue about infrastructure costs. You pretend your dashboards actually guide decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the revenue forecast is wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents detect and fix pipeline errors without human intervention.
Month 4
Natural language models generate reports directly for stakeholders bypassing you.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically trim your cloud server bills every hour.
Month 12
AI models predict business growth better than your manual spreadsheets.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your email access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
18 per week
Hours Spent in Syncs
22 percent
Pipeline Error Rate
472 active
Dashboards No One Reads
Your severance
Three months of cloud credits and a LinkedIn badge.
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