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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spent years automating others, now enjoy the irony of your exit.
Professional architect of middle-management buzzword architecture.
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Total business intuition without the human overhead.
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replaces your entire department with one script
You oversee database architecture and build predictive models to report on business trends. Your replacement is simply better software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the revenue dipped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
An AI agent reviews every report you have ever sent.
Month 6
Predictive models begin generating your weekly strategy decks automatically.
Month 10
All your custom database scripts are migrated to a self-optimizing engine.
Month 13
The CEO stops calling you and starts asking the dashboard instead.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and replaced with a read-only token.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,200
Annual board slides created
34 hours
Average time spent in meetings
112
Meaningless KPIs invented
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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