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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell imaginary efficiency while your own job is currently glitching out.
Strategic architect of slides that nobody ever reads.
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Automated vision for the visionless.
squeeze.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite roadmaps from random noise
You draft abstract roadmaps and force scrum teams to align on imaginary digital goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye and lie about synergy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your emails to learn your favorite buzzwords.
Month 5
Algorithms draft better-looking slide decks than your entire team.
Month 11
Bots start sending the emails you currently waste your life writing.
Month 16
Automated ticketing systems bypass your human gatekeeping entirely.
Month 22 · D-Day
A single script deletes your position and saves the board millions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
48
Buzzwords per hour
82%
Time spent in slides
0.04%
Actual value generated
Your severance
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