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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou translate business panic into Jira tickets that nobody reads anyway.
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Automated organizational hierarchy alignment.
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reallocates entire departments during lunch break
You shuffle headcount between three teams and explain technical debt to people who only care about revenue charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to quit before the dashboard blinks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Visualisation tools track your team velocity without human intervention.
Month 5
Risk management data flows directly into executive inbox summaries.
Month 12
Algorithms determine staffing needs based on project revenue projections.
Month 18
Decision trees settle disputes between commercial and technical departments.
Year 2 · D-Day
The leadership function is fully integrated into the corporate grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
142
Emails per day
88 percent
Time in meetings
too many
Jira tickets moved
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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