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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Director of Executive Protection jobs? · Latest report #y55euwjr
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour calendar of threat assessments is just a list of future unsubscriptions.
Professional shadow and keeper of the VIP itinerary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat neutralization via autonomous predictive logistics.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELGUARD 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-clears safe zones before the vip arrives
You manage security details for high-risk assets and VIPs. You coordinate logistics, route planning, and physical threat mitigation.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social intuition to spot an irrational threat before it becomes kinetic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapers replace manual OSINT and local news feed monitoring.
Month 5
Algorithms dictate optimal routes based on real-time traffic and data.
Month 13
Drones map venues to identify blind spots faster than humans.
Year 2.2
Smart agents push security protocols directly to the detail's mobile devices.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your role is subsumed by a central coordination cloud for full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4,200 annually
Routes planned
15 per day
Threat levels assessed
900 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home security drone fleet.
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