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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist solely to ensure nobody accidentally says the truth aloud.
Master of the vague press release and hollow handshake.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is a suggestion, spin is forever.
toast.you▸ DIPLOMAT-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters truth through a corporate lexicon
You manage brand reputation and stakeholder relations through carefully worded press releases and strategic networking meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a board member starts lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor public opinion to predict your next defensive move.
Month 5
Language models generate all your press releases in seconds.
Month 10
Virtual agents handle your stakeholder calls with perfect patience.
Month 15
A screen interface replaces you at every public event.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your contact list is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.8 percent
Average spin density
14 units
Meaningless meetings per week
12 daily
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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