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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsHerding cats is over; the algorithm prefers a more obedient species.
Professional cat-wrangler for underpaid political foot soldiers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human political enthusiasm at scale.
nom.you▸ CANVASSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates recruitment of zero-maintenance digital agents
You manage erratic canvassing staff and client strategy across state lines. The machine will do it cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific, gritty patience to convince a hungover canvasser to knock doors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated messaging platforms replace your manual recruiting and screening process.
Month 4
AI models generate and optimize canvassing scripts in real time.
Month 10
Clients receive automated dashboards instead of your long-winded strategy reports.
Month 15
An automated dispute resolution system handles your staff personality clashes.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully superseded by an autonomous field coordination engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
88 percent
Canvasser burnout rate
400 liters
Coffee consumed annually
12 percent
Human error in payroll
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium
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