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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging legacy server rooms while praying the associates don't break Outlook.
Houston's high-priest of proprietary legal document management systems.
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You oversee complex legal software, security protocols, and the desperate attempts to keep billable hours logged correctly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a partner is lying about why their laptop stopped connecting to WiFi.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software licenses are audited to remove your redundant procurement rituals.
Month 5
Physical server rooms are shuttered in favor of managed, invisible hosting.
Month 13
Self-healing security protocols replace your manual oversight of firm policies.
Month 21
AI agents address printer and password complaints without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your administrative access is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
99.9 percent
Uptime anxiety
472
Ticket backlog count
Three years
Hardware refresh cycles
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm-branded golf umbrella.
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